I often ponder about this thing called, cuteness. The jomping spiders in my apartment have cuteness. They have a flittering fluffy thing up front looking like a cartoon moustache. They also posess big sincere eyes (eight of them) Their movements could be called mouse-like, which adds to their FCP or Fluffy Cuteness Potential. What makes these jumpers really cute and not toxically pseudo-cute is the fact that there is no harm directed or even intended towards humans. Jumping spiders are not cute to their prey. I was talking to a couple of invertebrates, a cockroach and a cane fly. Both found the jumpers to be totally not cute. They found the eight big eyes to be; a lot like how I view police surveillance in the times we live. The two fangs, I can't see them but to Mr.Roachie said, "Not a big fan." So because a jumping spider doesn't lure it's prey using cuteness like an ad for Disney world or like a pedophile holding a teddy bear. No, in fact, the arachnophobics of my life don't see my little guys as cute at all. My little GF from the day could totally rob me using only cuteness. It worked over and over. So in that way a spider's cuteness to me is less harmful than a chick's cuteness the only thing cute about a woman to Mr. Roachie is when they drop food. Most of the women in my life, historically didn't drop food and if they did they had their broom at the ready. Mr. Roachie says, "Not a big fan."
Fuck all cuteness. A dystopic universe please! Remove all decorative embelishment! Cathatarize the entire populace (the urine bag? Not Cute!). Develop a haircutting apparatus that people might insert their head into thus accuratly creating one haircut for all! Hair is one way people try to be cute when really they are a wrinkled, hairy bag of wormy looking shit. Proclaim! I think speaking should be kept to a minimum and we should condense our language. Orwell had it right with "Newspeek" in 1984 but I want to take it further. Just think about how UN-cute it will be when humanity can communicate an entire paragraph in a mono-syllabic grunt. All will understand! We will use the mudflaps hanging in our sinuses to make the sounds richer and encoded somehow. Hey honey, where did you put my tubule kit? I need to drain the cat! Would be; Fshnarm Click (squishy sound). Life would/will be much simpler. Lime green (really fucking bright) will be the new grey. Grey or white is too cliche' I want a new dystopian un-cute future. Where everyone can be miserable but know why they are without some little kitty or duck numbing them. or in the language of my people; Shnerp flain (almost farty squishy sound).
Alright I have to admit that I like cuteness. Infact, I love the shit. That's why it's so important that i fight against it every day in every way! I employ the aid and strength of a higher power.....Hey Wait! Wow! The cuteness thing is a metaphor for addiction and addiction recovery! Why had I never seen it until now? It's so simple really. Babies get it. In fact the stereotypical "cuteness junkie" is an infant dressed in pastel patterns of little animals and flowers with a plastic representation of a duck covered in saliva crammed into the little guy/girl's teethin' hole. If said infant doesn't change his/her ways this addiction will be deadly! Oh I feel so relievedto know that I was writing about addiction......I already knew it! See I'm being "cute" right now that's how it gets you! It's all around you get it? It's why Barack Obama is president! Even in this race it's Obama, very attractive man of Kenyan/ Caucasoid extraction pitted against the "cake topper" looks of Mitt Romney. It's all about the container that the next four years of post- apocolyptic terror is going to come in. I think most adults know that from the standpoint of world domination, whittling away at our civil rights, keeping secrets that are so diabolical that if they came out (whatever they are) it would end 'America" which ironically ended some time ago (at least the America of my childhood and of my brainwashed time working for the feds all the virtuous ideals, gone) As far as continuing the madness Obama, Bush, Clinton,Bush 1 are virtually the same president. Furthering the agenda of the ultra-elite. Obama and Bush are the most vile war-mongering presidents I think we've ever had and, the cutest! Think about dubyah. I remember in 2003-04 thinking how fucked we were because our president had a simian cuteness to him coupled with an obnoxious hubris and an obvious lack of intellectual prowess. He hard a whoe gang of evil thugs propping him up. I can't believe Im saying it but, the Obama years are a continuation of the madness but even worse. Obama is not an intellectual lightweight (nor was georgie really that was a part of the character development assigned to him) Obama is a masterful orator. So while he suspends the constitution, while he kills American citizens on foreign soil, while he continues and escalates every toxic war on;(terror, drugs ect) he has a cute wrapper. His wife and kids are adorable and charming. We are lulled into a contentment and we don't collectively question anything anymore (indefinite detention in a military setting with no due process can make someone quit questioning) We see Obama and Holder and Hillary Clinton and Little Joey Biden! They are all cute. I would love to be in a book club with any or all of them. They are hip and with it! To think that they have engineered genocide, have helped develop and employ a drone program that is frighteningly out of control, have expanded the Department of Homeland Security to be a force in combat with American citizens every day. There is a hard attitude devoid of compassion being taught to all law enforcement personnel now but the TSA, ICE, Border Patrol are the worst. Jack booted thugs to be feared by the common citizen because on a whim they could destroy your life by taking your freedom and seizing everything you own. Meanwhile tales of corruption and crime pour out of these agencies daily. So Obama the constitutional law professor, our first "black" president turns out to be the most diabolical president when it comes to civil rights. Isn't it ironic,,Don't you think..Its like rain on your wedding day.......Don't trust the cuteness. It will rain fire on you and your family.
Honey Boo Boo Child is going to kill our children! In the year 2032 Alana from Toddlers and Tiaras aka Honey Boo Boo child will be a contender for the presidential race. By then the robot wars will be progressing. Drone death ships will fill the skies. The Great Culling of 2017 will still be palpable. The swine/bird/thing flu still lingers as genetically engineered antibodies try to keep the "die offs" to a minimum and Honey Boo Boo Child is the person the world looks to to solve these problems http://youtu.be/uo_aqcub9j4
I often ponder about this thing called, cuteness. The jomping spiders in my apartment have cuteness. They have a flittering fluffy thing up front looking like a cartoon moustache. They also posess big sincere eyes (eight of them) Their movements could be called mouse-like, which adds to their FCP or Fluffy Cuteness Potential. What makes these jumpers really cute and not toxically pseudo-cute is the fact that there is no harm directed or even intended towards humans. Jumping spiders are not cute to their prey. I was talking to a couple of invertebrates, a cockroach and a cane fly. Both found the jumpers to be totally not cute. They found the eight big eyes to be; a lot like how I view police surveillance in the times we live. The two fangs, I can't see them but to Mr.Roachie said, "Not a big fan." So because a jumping spider doesn't lure it's prey using cuteness like an ad for Disney world or like a pedophile holding a teddy bear. No, in fact, the arachnophobics of my life don't see my little guys as cute at all. My little GF from the day could totally rob me using only cuteness. It worked over and over. So in that way a spider's cuteness to me is less harmful than a chick's cuteness the only thing cute about a woman to Mr. Roachie is when they drop food. Most of the women in my life, historically didn't drop food and if they did they had their broom at the ready. Mr. Roachie says, "Not a big fan."
ReplyDeleteFuck all cuteness. A dystopic universe please! Remove all decorative embelishment! Cathatarize the entire populace (the urine bag? Not Cute!). Develop a haircutting apparatus that people might insert their head into thus accuratly creating one haircut for all! Hair is one way people try to be cute when really they are a wrinkled, hairy bag of wormy looking shit. Proclaim! I think speaking should be kept to a minimum and we should condense our language. Orwell had it right with "Newspeek" in 1984 but I want to take it further. Just think about how UN-cute it will be when humanity can communicate an entire paragraph in a mono-syllabic grunt. All will understand! We will use the mudflaps hanging in our sinuses to make the sounds richer and encoded somehow. Hey honey, where did you put my tubule kit? I need to drain the cat! Would be; Fshnarm Click (squishy sound). Life would/will be much simpler. Lime green (really fucking bright) will be the new grey. Grey or white is too cliche' I want a new dystopian un-cute future. Where everyone can be miserable but know why they are without some little kitty or duck numbing them. or in the language of my people; Shnerp flain (almost farty squishy sound).
ReplyDeleteAlright I have to admit that I like cuteness. Infact, I love the shit. That's why it's so important that i fight against it every day in every way! I employ the aid and strength of a higher power.....Hey Wait! Wow! The cuteness thing is a metaphor for addiction and addiction recovery! Why had I never seen it until now? It's so simple really. Babies get it. In fact the stereotypical "cuteness junkie" is an infant dressed in pastel patterns of little animals and flowers with a plastic representation of a duck covered in saliva crammed into the little guy/girl's teethin' hole. If said infant doesn't change his/her ways this addiction will be deadly! Oh I feel so relievedto know that I was writing about addiction......I already knew it! See I'm being "cute" right now that's how it gets you! It's all around you get it? It's why Barack Obama is president! Even in this race it's Obama, very attractive man of Kenyan/ Caucasoid extraction pitted against the "cake topper" looks of Mitt Romney. It's all about the container that the next four years of post- apocolyptic terror is going to come in. I think most adults know that from the standpoint of world domination, whittling away at our civil rights, keeping secrets that are so diabolical that if they came out (whatever they are) it would end 'America" which ironically ended some time ago (at least the America of my childhood and of my brainwashed time working for the feds all the virtuous ideals, gone) As far as continuing the madness Obama, Bush, Clinton,Bush 1 are virtually the same president. Furthering the agenda of the ultra-elite. Obama and Bush are the most vile war-mongering presidents I think we've ever had and, the cutest! Think about dubyah. I remember in 2003-04 thinking how fucked we were because our president had a simian cuteness to him coupled with an obnoxious hubris and an obvious lack of intellectual prowess. He hard a whoe gang of evil thugs propping him up. I can't believe Im saying it but, the Obama years are a continuation of the madness but even worse. Obama is not an intellectual lightweight (nor was georgie really that was a part of the character development assigned to him) Obama is a masterful orator. So while he suspends the constitution, while he kills American citizens on foreign soil, while he continues and escalates every toxic war on;(terror, drugs ect) he has a cute wrapper. His wife and kids are adorable and charming. We are lulled into a contentment and we don't collectively question anything anymore (indefinite detention in a military setting with no due process can make someone quit questioning) We see Obama and Holder and Hillary Clinton and Little Joey Biden! They are all cute. I would love to be in a book club with any or all of them. They are hip and with it! To think that they have engineered genocide, have helped develop and employ a drone program that is frighteningly out of control, have expanded the Department of Homeland Security to be a force in combat with American citizens every day. There is a hard attitude devoid of compassion being taught to all law enforcement personnel now but the TSA, ICE, Border Patrol are the worst. Jack booted thugs to be feared by the common citizen because on a whim they could destroy your life by taking your freedom and seizing everything you own. Meanwhile tales of corruption and crime pour out of these agencies daily. So Obama the constitutional law professor, our first "black" president turns out to be the most diabolical president when it comes to civil rights. Isn't it ironic,,Don't you think..Its like rain on your wedding day.......Don't trust the cuteness. It will rain fire on you and your family.
ReplyDeleteHoney Boo Boo Child is going to kill our children! In the year 2032 Alana from Toddlers and Tiaras aka Honey Boo Boo child will be a contender for the presidential race. By then the robot wars will be progressing. Drone death ships will fill the skies. The Great Culling of 2017 will still be palpable. The swine/bird/thing flu still lingers as genetically engineered antibodies try to keep the "die offs" to a minimum and Honey Boo Boo Child is the person the world looks to to solve these problems http://youtu.be/uo_aqcub9j4
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